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Hurricane Sandy rocked New York in more ways than one. We didn't have power. We didn't have running water. But we did have a lot of sex.
At least, according to craigslist. Browsing craigslist's always salacious "casual encounters" section showed plenty of listless New Yorkers looking to do the only productive thing you can do by candle light: bone. Here are their stories.
Bless Sandy's Freaky Heart
Yes, that's sheet music to "Rock You Like A Hurricane." No word on if he intends to woo you with a rendition on the piano, or with oral sex only. Hopefully both?
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I'll Show You a Twister
Tact is overrated in times of crisis.
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Take His Word for It
When it comes to Craigslist hookups, background checks are never a waste of time.
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Wink Wink
Dog, everyone knows what you mean.
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Quid Pro Quo
Exchanging an opportunity to use running water for sexual favors? What a guy.
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Multiple Levels
If you're going to an awkward meet-up, you might as well be physically uncomfortable, too.
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Equality
Right, because this is exactly what every equal rights demonstration has been for.
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Taking a Turn for the Worse
His "reassurance" had the opposite effect.
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Not Fooling Anyone
Posting in "Strictly Platonic"? You're not as slick as you think.
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Don't Be a Wuss
Relax, lady. It's just a devastating natural disaster.
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Like Something Out of a Movie
Looking for love in all the wrong places.
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Risky Business
Nothing's hotter than 90 mph winds threatening to fling you around like a rag doll.
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Scorpions Would Not Approve
Who can resist the opportunity to get "thundered up"?
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I'm a Slave...for Laundry
Relief efforts, in every sense of the word.
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Let's Make a Hurricane
You and I could make beautiful poetry together.
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Sandy F***ed Me Up
That said, will you fuck me up, too?
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Just Being Blunt
Fellas, all she wants is a little toke... and poke. Oblige the girl!
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Phone Sex with Sandy
Just a friendly chat.
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Do Double Rainbows Get You as Hot as They Get Me?
Forget water and shelter. We're talking essential survival—he hasn't got laid in days. Someone call emergency services!
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