Kobe Bryant Will Call Lakers at Halftime to Give Advice

Remember the part of Kobe Bryant's emotional Facebookrant where he said, "Guess I will be Coach Vino the rest of this season." The man was serious. He can't make it to tonight's game against the Spurs, but that's just a minor detail. Kobe said he was going to give his team advice through the phone at halftime:

And frankly, Los Angeles is going to need all the help they can get against San Antonio. What will Kobe say during halftime...and how would this look translate into a phone conversation?