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Birthday Girls: The 10 Hottest Women Born In October
Despite the weather on both coasts indicating otherwise, it is, in fact, October. The gray skies wash out the possibly already-changed colors of Central Park's leaves while we're pretty sure the trees in L.A. are just on fire. Yet while we continue to sulk and complain, we've gotta remember the importance of the next 31 days. This was undoubtedly the month that birthed a solid third of the hottest chicks on our radar for the past year. (Yes, Kim Kardashian is on this list.) So you see how important this is? It's like forgetting your own mother's birthday if you don't celebrate 'em. Now go somewhere dry or cool, and just chill out with October's sexiest celebrants.
#10. Susan Sarandon 10/4/1946
CLAIM TO FAME: Played Janet in Rocky Horror Picture Show, Louise in Thelma and Louise, and most recently Jake's mother in Wall Street: Money Never Sleeps.
PRESENT WE'D GIVE HER: Obviously, we'd play ping pong with her. We mean actual table tennis at her sport club SPiN. That wasn't just another tasteless euphemism for sex...unless that's OK with her, then we totally mean it sexually.
#9. Rachel McAdams 10/7/1976
CLAIM TO FAME: Played Regina in Mean Girls, Allie in The Notebook, and is starring as Becky in the upcoming film Morning Glory.
PRESENT WE'D GIVE HER: She's had two relationships that didn't work out, so we'd give her whatever it takes to make it work. Even if that meant watching the sob-story that is The Notebook on the reg.
#8. Gwen Stefani 10/3/1969
CLAIM TO FAME: Lead singer of No Doubt, solo singer, founder and designer of L.A.M.B.
PRESENT WE'D GIVE HER: Honestly, we'd build her a time machine to go back to the Tragic Kingdom days because we're selfish and nostalgic for that shit right now. Don't speak. #nowplaying
#7. Gabrielle Union 10/29/1972
CLAIM TO FAME: Played Chastity in 10 Things I Hate About You, Isis in Bring It On, and most recently Zoey in the now-cancelled FlashForward.
PRESENT WE'D GIVE HER: Easy, we'd give her a show that won't get canceled after its tenth episode; not just because it'd help her career, but also because we're sick of her teasing us. It's like someone shutting off the TV at the cusp of a nude scene!
#6. Michelle Trachtenberg 10/11/1985
CLAIM TO FAME: Played Jenny in Eurotrip, Ava in Cop Out, and currently plays Georgina on Gossip Girl.
PRESENT WE'D GIVE HER: We'd give her A Couple of Dicks—as the reinstated title for her (unfortunately) forgettable movie Cop Out. The former would've added $10 mil. Oh and maybe her being dressed like this would've helped, too.
#4. Adrienne Bailon 10/24/1983
CLAIM TO FAME: Was one-third of the girl-group 3LW, played Chanel in The Cheetah Girls, and most recently dated and dumped Rob Kardashian.
PRESENT WE'D GIVE HER: First, we'd give her kudos for leaving the dude with her name permanently tattooed on his rib cage. But then we'd probably have to gift her with a goodie bag of movie and/or TV roles now that she's out of a job with Keeping Up With The Kardashians.
#4. Amber Rose 10/21/1983
CLAIM TO FAME: Model, Kanye West's muse and ex-girlfriend.
PRESENT WE'D GIVE HER: A new publicist. The chick shouldn't have resorted to pickin' up sloppy seconds *cough* Reggie Bush *cough* for relevancy. She should've just called us up for another feature.
#3. Katy Perry 10/25/1984
CLAIM TO FAME: Solo singer whose hits include "I Kissed A Girl," "California Gurls," and "Teenage Dream."
PRESENT WE'D GIVE HER: A second shot at Sesame Street. KP shouldn't be penalized for her best assets. .
#2. Freida Pinto 10/18/1984
CLAIM TO FAME: Played Latika in Slumdog Millionaire and is currently starring as Dia in Woody Allen's new flick You Will Meet A Tall Dark Stranger.
PRESENT WE'D GIVE HER: We've racked our brain and we couldn't think of anything that we have that is worthy of her...besides American citizenship. Marry us?
#1. Kim Kardashian 10/21/1980
CLAIM TO FAME: Being Paris Hilton's BFF, having a J.Lo booty and a leaked sex tape, and currently starring in Keeping Up With The Kardashians.
PRESENT WE'D GIVE HER: This is a toughie. What does one get a serial monogamist who's single and about to turn 30? A pony? A gift card to Applebee's? FOH! We'd give her us—younger, successful, and over 18. Sorry, Justin Bieber, you're outta luck.
