You've gathered dating advice from friends, family, and random books and movies. You weigh the options, testing out what will lead to success, and what will make you look like a walking failure. When it comes to figuring out what pieces in your wardrobe will succeed on a date, you've likely received input from every person and thing in your life.

While we respect people's opinions, we've collected items that will most definitely look terrible on a first date, no matter who you are. First dates are all about first impressions, and if you roll out to the rendezvous wearing one (or more) of these pieces, you're sure to spend your nights with the tissues and lotion instead of the cute girl you're crushing on. Take our word for it, these are 15 Things Guys Should Never Wear on a First Date.