This might just be the worst back to school commercial to have existed.
East Hills, a mall in northwest Missouri, put together this 30-second clip for back to school shopping. It's unclear who the people in the video are, though they're likely local business owners who are probably also hoping to make it big in Hollywood. Needless to say, whoever directed the video thought it'd be a great idea to get a bunch of them to sing about haircuts, denim, backpacks, shoes, and getting "yourself a new outfit" in their best/worst falsettos and with vibrato.
Seriously. If this doesn't make you laugh, we don't know what will. Watch above.
[via Gawker]