10 Style Items on will.i.am's Birthday Wishlist

Happy Birthday.

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What do you get for the man who has everything? Better yet, what do you get for the man who dresses as abysmally as will.i.am? Today, the Black Eyed Peas front man celebrates his 39th birthday, and we're sure plenty of his friends and acquaintances are racking their brains over what to buy, even though the party invitation totally says "No gifts." Well, based off of a handful of dude's past, very uh, bold public appearances, we took a stab at what his birthday list might look like. Hope this helps! Click through for 10 Style Items on Will.i.Am's Birthday Wishlist.

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More Legos to build new hats.

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A magician's cape to make his cypher complete.

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More weird accessories, like glasses that look big enough to project 3-D.

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A suit of armor to match the shoes.

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A roll of two-ply for another scarf.

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Chess pieces so he can finally put this shirt to its intended use.

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More face paint for uh, "avant garde," performances.

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More pairs of Mom-loafers (but more pairs of shorts that don't fit would be appreciated too!)

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The rest of the Power Rangers' outfits, sans helmet of course so the streets know who it is.

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Pharrell's closet, so he can finally climb out of the fashion fail abyss.

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