Tim Duncan Won’t Be Retired for Long Thanks to This Hilarious LinkedIn Page

Someone created a hilarious LinkedIn page for Tim Duncan to help him find a job after retiring from the NBA.

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Tim Duncan is less than one month into his post-NBA life, but someone is already trying to help him map out his next move. An elaborate LinkedIn profile was recently created for Duncan, which highlights his work experience from his previous job as a "Power Forward at San Antonio Spurs."

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With leadership traits like "Spearheading late game scoring comebacks" and teamwork qualities such as "Onboarding recently-traded-for co-workers, helping to familiarize them with our sets, system and culture," how could Duncan not get a response for any job he applies for? Of course, when Timmy does get that phone call, it will probably play out something like this: 

It also helps that people were coming through with endorsements to help Duncan bolster his profile and land that next job interview. Our favorite being "Clinical Psychology," obviously. 

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Unfortunately, the account has since been deleted. So, you won't be able to add him to your LinkedIn network. 

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