Alabama Running Back Tries to Draw Flag With Pathetic Flop Attempt

Zebras not biting.

And you thought soccer players were dramatic! #CottonBowl @AlabamaFTBL #Flop #Drama #Alabama pic.twitter.com/A65RYXfGMm

— Henleyd (@Gofrogs987Smith) January 1, 2016

Above is Alabama'sKenyan Drake, a senior running back flopping harder than a middle-aged man asking his doctor about Cialis. Thankfully the zebras didn't bite despite the half-hearted lobbying of OC Lane Kiffin.

Somewhere even LeBron James is blushing.

[via @Gofrogs987Smith]

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