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In the comics Superman's weakness is kryptonite. In reality, Superman's not real. But some (probably) intoxicated fan at a rugby match in France dressed as Superman and, well, that was all he had in common with the hero, as he got his ass flung in a takedown that is certainly the envy of all security guards.
All in all it was a pretty embarrassing ending for the drunken slob. Though it's not like there was any other ending possible.
[via balls.ie/YouTube]
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