We now know the key to every happy relationship: a mutual appreciation of Arsene Wenger's transfer strategy.
An Arsenal-loving boyfriend made his girlfriend sit a written exam about his football club to make sure that they're fully compatible. To prove she was worthy of staying in a relationship, @saskiaisabxlla had to demonstrate her ability to recognise the Arsenal away kit and explain why Alexis Sanchez is more beloved than Chelsea's Eden Hazard.
She ended up scoring 87%.
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But she's not sure who Laurent Koscielny is yet.
Apparently, Eden Hazard isn't good enough for Arsenal because he's a "prick".
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For their next date, she'll be forced to rewatch Arsenal's FA Cup final win in 2014.
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We can only guess that there was far more tension awaiting this exam result than there was on GCSE results day. Luckily, she passed with flying colours:
"Well done Saskia. As a result I will not be dumping you! (lucky you)."
