You know how in Madden, if you hold down the right trigger on whatever controller you're using, your player will shoot forward with a burst of speed? Well, we've found the human equivalent of that, and he plays rugby.
This is Tyrese Johnson-Fisher. He is 15 years old, plays for the U-15 Oakham squad over in England, and he's so goddamn fast that there's no point of even running after dude because your lungs will surely be engulfed by flames.
Watch my man casually jog alongside his teammate until he's tossed the rock. The dude is gone before you can even get smacked across the face with his rattail hair piece that is probably slowing him down by a few milliseconds.
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He scores four times in this highlight reel, but the best are the final two in which he first trucks an opponent into another dimension on his way to the goal, then morphs into a gazelle and out-runs the entire opposition down the length of the field. Good luck ever tackling this guy.
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