Meet Faux Doadles.
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Oh, and while we're at it, we should probably introduce you to Quisperny G'Dunzoid Sr.
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And you'll probably want to meet Legume Duprix, too.
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Can't forget about this relative nobody, either:
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These men and more were the stars of Key & Peele's third annual East West Bowl 3: Pro Edition, an obviously fictional All-Star game conceived by the Comedy Central duo in partnership with some good-natured NFL players. To learn more about the names and faces of this year's completely imaginary exhibition, watch the video above.
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