Madeira, Portugal Sculpts Cristiano Ronaldo Statue, Gets It Up Today

If accurate, a life-size statue of Cristiano Ronaldo unveiled in Portugal today is anatomically flattering.

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Well, at least we know what part of Cristiano Ronaldo his hometown of Madeira, Portugal cares about.

The island community unveiled a statute of the soccer star this morning, and as you can see they have a bulging, throbbing passion for their native son. “This is a very special moment, to have a statue of me,” Ronaldo said, although he offered no further comment about the distractingly large situation in the middle of the sculpture.  

Did he not notice? Did he just nod his head in agreement as if to say “yeah, it’s that big”? Or maybe Ronaldo is legally blind?

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[via Mashable]

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