Look at the above picture. Looks pretty harmless, no? Well, on Sunday, Seattle Seahawks punter Jon Ryan's girlfriend, comedian Sarah Colonna, was in attendance for their game against the New York Giants when she decided to take a photo with the team's mascot, Blitz. And it looks pretty good... until you pan down and see it for, um, all it's glory.
Peep Ryan's tweet and the caption. Priceless.
Damn, Blitz has no shame. But hey, at least homie isn't as bad as the Kansas City Royals' mascot, Sluggerrr. Y'all can look that up on your own time.
[via The Big Lead]
