The Worst Celebrity Rides of 2013

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Yikes, this looks like somebody gave an 11-year-old a Hyundai and $44.37 before letting him loose in the "Tacky Stick-On Accessories" section of a Pep Boys. How is it even possible that Artest took a step back from this thing after the customizations were done and thought "yeah, that looks way better."

We suppose it would be a bit much to expect any restraint from the woman best known for shooting whipped cream from her nipples, but we can always dream. Needless to say, her choice in vehicles, this all gold semi, is about as absurd as her choice in dairy products.

In your wardrobe, a bit of camo can be cool. A lot of camo makes you look like you harbor weird military fantasies, belong to a milita, and drink Bud Light. A camo car makes you look like you're trying really, really hard to be trendy, and there's nothing less cool than trying really hard to be cool.

Also, the color of those wheels isn't doing the Hunchback of Stuttgart any favors.

It's basically a bulletproof mega-RV, and while that is undeniably ballin', it's also a bit much. It comes across as the gigantic middle finger to the world of a paranoid and insecure man.

Here in the real world, a $50,000 car is considered to be a luxurious and expensive purchase, in The Game's house, young boys play with $100,000 diamond-crusted, radio-controlled Bentleys. 

Richard Hamilton took to Instagram with this pic to ask "Why would u miss up your car like this. Rasheed Wallace Camaro . #terrible#wack #horrible #badtaste #holdat" and we're left wondering the same thing. The decal is uninspired, the placement is weird, and it just makes the sleek black Camaro look like someone wiped some bro on it.

We thought we had finally stamped this stupid trend out by now. Seriously Drake, why do you have to try to bring it back? We're trying our best to get everybody into forged wheels and sticky tires.

The car on these terrible wheels, however, is sweet.

The car is pretty obnoxious, but we must admit that the worst feature is definitely the driver. It's funny how un-subtle a pattern designed to blend in with things can be when placed on an exotic car.

The gold chrome R8 was first. That was a sign of bad things to come. With the YMCMB's continued success, the rapper has continued to flaunt his rides, continually showing them off on his Instagram, even when it's not exactly something you want to be showing off. His most recent creations are a rose gold Lamborghini Aventador and a rose gold Mercedes-Benz SLS. Let's hope the new year doesn't usher in more of those. 

The faux-stone finish on this Hummer H1 is silly, and the naked woman paintings are obnoxious, but the peeping Rodman in the rear window makes the whole thing just really, really creepy. This is the same man who thinks he deserves a Nobel Peace Prize because he spent a week in North Korea.

The Aventador is certainly cool, and we could even get behind a pink Aventador, but the weird Pepto-esque tone of this particular pink Lambo is just off-putting, and the paint-matched wheels aren't helping. Sorry, Nicki, but this one didn't quite make it.

Tennis player Alexandr "The Dog" Dolgopov decided to celebrate his rather unfortunate nickname by getting a dog emblazoned upon the side of his chrome Nissan GT-R in the style of a bad tattoo. At least he didn't get a bad tattoo.

We're not just wondering why a person would do something like this, we're wondering why nobody stopped Brown and asked him if this was really such a good idea. You know you have a problem when there's nobody around who stands between you and your worst ideas.

Will.i.am, hot off of commiting a variety of crimes, both figurative, against-humanity crimes and literal crimes, with his re-bodied DeLorean and impossible pipe dream of a car company, commissioned West Coast Customs to build this... thing. Maybe it's a present for a friend who is a prohibition-era gangster from Whoville.