In response to dangerous speeding by his house, a boy in Newcastle, England put up an effigy of Top Gear's Jeremy Clarkson dressed as a traffic cop and holding a hair dryer. Hilariously, it's working brilliantly and people are slowing down.
Top Gear has some tips for telling if a Jeremy Clarkson that one runs across in the wild is real or not. For instance: a real Clarkson's face is always made of skin, not paper, and he is more likely to be wearing loafers than "keenly priced quarter brogues."
[via Top Gear]