Well, at least one college chick. The high-flying NBA rookie is reportedly dating a girl who attends USC. Sounds like more of you should have voted for his new nickname to be Professor Griff, huh? [Terez Owens]
Now that bowl season is officially over (wait, it is over, right? Right?!), there's only one thing left to do: Complain about how shitty the BCS is! [Deadspin]
Melo's impending trade is starting to turn into more of a clusterfuck than Bron Bron's Decision. [Yahoo! Sports]
MMA fighter Kazushi Sakuraba lost part of his ear during a fight last week—and went through five hours of surgery to get it reattached. Um, ouch? [Mixed Martial Arts]
Ted Williams, say hello to Kobe Bryant. The guy with the golden voice recently visited with the guy in the gold and purple. [Lakers Blog]
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