When you're craving a late-night snack, what do you go for? The eyes of a fish, a bird's saliva, hot sauce, cod sperm, grasshoppers, a sardine smoothie, a bull's penis, or clam juice? If you're a sane and rational human being, you probably just grab the hot sauce and call it a night. But James Corden, for some reason, has turned this decision into a ruthless game about truth. Wednesday's Late Late Show saw Corden submitting Kendall Jenner to a round of Spill Your Guts or Fill Your Guts, as he's apparently unaware that we have officially entered the post-truth era.
Spill Your Guts, as its name implies, forces players to either consume the gut-filling item of their opponent's choice or just answer a hella serious question honestly. Right out of the gate, Corden made a startling request: rank the Kardashian fam's baby names. "Kendall, three of your nieces and nephews are named Dream, North, and Saint," Corden said after selecting the sardine smoothie. "Rank those baby names, from best to worst."
Though initially hesitant to rank these names in front of a televised studio audience, Jenner eventually caved. "I'm really considering it, like, answering," Jenner said. "This is like a smoothie, which makes it even grosser than just, like, the fact that it's sardines. I like North. I've always liked North." With the "best" name revealed, Corden reminded her that she had to rank the others or indulge in some blended sardine.
"Oh my god," Jenner said, laughing. "Saint and then Dream. North, Saint, Dream. I still love them! I still love them." Of course, we got you covered with the official celebrity baby power rankings.
Then, when asked later during this alleged game to name her least favorite member of "Taylor Swift's squad," whatever the hell that is, Jenner made the surprising decision to drink a bunch of bird saliva instead.
