Samuel L. Jackson's Twitter Analysis Is Better Than Watching the Olympics on TV

Samuel L. Jackson is using Twitter to prove he's the one who should be a commentator for the Olympics on NBC.

Samuel L. Jackson is enjoying the Rio Olympics in the most Samuel L. Jackson way possible. That means he's on Twitter, he's very enthusiastic, and there are a lot of F-bombs in close proximity to exclamation points. There's no way to read these tweets and not hear them in your mind as shouting.

Jackson normally uses Twitter as a way to shut down fans who complain about their experience with meeting him or to solicit proof that he has indeed played golf with Donald Trump and Anthony Anderson, but Olympic commentary might be his best social media look yet. 

So pumped to cheer on USA's finest @TeamUSA tonight! @NBCOlympics Let's do this!#GoTeamUSA #OpeningCeremony pic.twitter.com/5TgpgNYU87

— Samuel L. Jackson (@SamuelLJackson) August 5, 2016

LIVERPOOOOOOOOOOOL!!!!!

— Samuel L. Jackson (@SamuelLJackson) August 7, 2016

Hopefully the US rider stays up for the Gold! Go USA!!!

— Samuel L. Jackson (@SamuelLJackson) August 7, 2016

What had happened?! Awwwww Damn!!! No USA!!

— Samuel L. Jackson (@SamuelLJackson) August 7, 2016

All eyes on the Women Gymnasts!! Go USA!!

— Samuel L. Jackson (@SamuelLJackson) August 7, 2016

This is what She Do!! Simooooone! Go USA!!!

— Samuel L. Jackson (@SamuelLJackson) August 8, 2016

OK, Aly put it in!! Go USA!!

— Samuel L. Jackson (@SamuelLJackson) August 8, 2016

Maximum Vaultage!! Go USA!!!

— Samuel L. Jackson (@SamuelLJackson) August 8, 2016

I saw a lot of Deductions in that Russian drinking dance! Go USA!

— Samuel L. Jackson (@SamuelLJackson) August 8, 2016

Most MUTHAFUKKA OF A LEG by AquamanPhelps!!! Hella swim by All!! Go USA!!!!

— Samuel L. Jackson (@SamuelLJackson) August 8, 2016

Aly Awesome! Simone Phenomenal!! Go USA!!

— Samuel L. Jackson (@SamuelLJackson) August 8, 2016

Never a doubt, Ledecky KILLS IT!! Go USA!!

— Samuel L. Jackson (@SamuelLJackson) August 8, 2016

When you try some new shit at da club afta 4 Jaegger shots!

— Samuel L. Jackson (@SamuelLJackson) August 8, 2016

Gabby with the "I Nailed That Shit" face!!Go USA!!

— Samuel L. Jackson (@SamuelLJackson) August 8, 2016

Beam these girls up Scotty!!! Go USA!! Oh, I'm gonna need Tim to be lil less critical

— Samuel L. Jackson (@SamuelLJackson) August 8, 2016

The man is obviously a true patriot. And it's not too late. The Olympics don't end for another two weeks. Someone get this man a job as an official commentator for NBC Sports. But on second thought, do we really want to risk a national treasure like Sam Jackson by sending him to a place with so many ways to kill you?

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