We don't know how good this guy is at playing Counter Strike: Global Offensive, but we know he's definitely really great at freestyling songs about dicks off the top of the dome while playing Counter Strike: Global Offensive.
In the video above, you'll hear a guy call another gamer a dick. That so-called "dick" responds by calling the first gamer a "dick-riding b*tch," which sets the guy off in a way that is so great, it almost feels like he was just sitting around waiting for this moment to happen.
"I'll ride anyone's f*cking dick I want you f*cking b*tch!" the man responds, perking up. "I'll make a song about sucking a dick right now! ... I'll f*cking do it."
"Do it. Do it," the another gamer responds.
Then suddenly, a track kicks in. Seriously though, did this guy have that beat cued up and ready to go just in case he needed to freestyle about dicks? Regardless, what comes next is most likely the best song you'll hear today about "sucking dick," "little itty bitty dicks," "having a little baby dick," etc.
And all this guy can do is play Tetris and Counter Strike at the same time. Amateur.
