Samantha Bee Delivers Scathing Eulogy for the Republican Party on 'Full Frontal'

The current batch of Republicans, Bee says astutely, amounts to little more than "rambunctious man-children hollering about their pee-pees."

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Samantha Bee generously decided to dedicate a good portion of Monday’s Full Frontal to an impassioned eulogy for the Republican party, which has finally started to cannibalize itself ahead of this year’s presidential election. The proverbial "death throes," Bee says, started early Thursday morning when Republicans "suddenly woke up and realized Donald Trump was doing to their brand what his asshole son does to real elephants."

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"With all due respect, sir, the last time you tried to stand between a charismatic guy and the White House, you got beat like a Muslim girl at a Trump rally," Bee said of the recently revived Mitt Romney's disappointingly mild words of disdain for Trump, words Trump predictably flipped into a fourth-grade-level double entendre.

As for John McCain, who followed Romney's public condemnation of Trump, Bee thankfully voiced what anyone who remembers the 2008 presidential election has been saying for the past eight years: No one has forgotten what you started, John McCain. "The guy who gave us Donald Trump 1.0 does not get to complain about the latest upgrade," Bee insisted.

In related news, Samantha Bee currently has the best show in late-night. Long live Full Frontal.

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