Aziz Ansari, riding high on the fact that his new Netflix series Master of None is undeniably great, stopped by The Tonight Show on Wednesday to open up to Jimmy Fallon about life as one of the most untouchable comedians in the game. Ansari also unveiled his pitch-perfect Bobby Jindal impression, including a new campaign slogan that's surprisingly believable:
If you're laughing at Aziz's take on the Jindal Republican ridiculousness while also saying "Wait, who?" then don't be too hard on yourself. Dude is apparently polling somewhere near a single percent, meaning his chances of out-dumbingDonald Trump and company are practically nonexistent.
However, this Jindal has a plan: fiscally conservative merch, including (but presumably not limited to) miniature hats emblazoned with that "Taste the Fat" brilliance.
