Canada, often better at doing America than America, is tragically backpedaling on the good favor earned by the recent batch of undeniably great Justin Bieber singles by (perhaps unknowingly) exporting the big dumb ridiculousness of something called "the Dan Bilzerian of weed." The big dumbness starts with the fact that no one should ever want to be the Dan Bilzerian of anything, much less the otherwise lame-free activity of ingesting marijuana.
Alas, meet the so-called Marijuana Don:
Also known as Big Mike, which is presumably not his legal name, this definitely-not-overcompensating individual heads the Advanced Nutrients empire. According to its website, the Canadian company aims to raise "the bud weights and reputations of top growers." With the ongoing boom in legalized marijuana (definitely a good thing), this guy's industry continues to net him millions of dollars which enable his Bilzerian-esque behavior (definitely not a good thing).
As this guy recently got the highly coveted cosign from esteemed literary journal BroBible, it's surely only a matter of time before Big Mike and Dan Bilzerian collaborate on some concentrated international fuckery like side-by-side club appearances or running for president.
Don't ruin weed for everyone, Canada. We were having such a good time before this.
