Letterman Came Back Just to Burn Donald Trump With a Top 10 List

Letterman came out of retirement, because Donald Trump is too easy of a target.

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Donald Trump is such an insanely easy target that David Letterman could not resist coming back for one more Top 10 list. 

Letterman, who retired from late-night TV with huge fanfare a couple months back, popped up at a comedy show where Steve Martin and Martin Short were performing to share his Top 10 Facts You Didn't Know About Donald Trump.

Here's the whole list, because you deserve it. 

10. That thing on his head was the gopher in "Caddyshack."

9. During sex, Donald Trump calls out his own name.

8. Donald Trump looks like the guy in the lifeboat with the women and children.

7. He wants to build a wall? How about building a wall around that thing on his head!

6. Trump walked away from a moderately successful television show for a delusional, bull... Oh, no, wait, that's me.

5. Donald Trump weighs 240 pounds – 250 with cologne.

4. Trump would like all Americans to know that that thing on his head is free-range.

3. (tie) If President, instead of pardoning a turkey on Thanksgiving, he plans to evict a family on Thanksgiving. AND: That's not a hairdo – it's a wind advisory.

2. Donald Trump has pissed off so many Mexicans, he's starring in a new movie entitled, "NO Amigos" (a reference to the 1986 comedy, "Three Amigos," that starred Short and Martin).

1. Thanks to Donald Trump, the Republican mascot is also an ass.

 

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