Jimmy Kimmel continues to capitalize on people's thirst for attention with another edition of "Lie Witness News." This time he sent a reporter on the streets to ask people what they think about the government's plan to schedule earthquakes every five years instead of twelve. In their rush to offer a hot take, the people forgot about the fact that the government can't schedule or even accurately predict earthquakes. But who needs lame facts when you have a chance to be on TV?
One dude even says the (fake) decision is ecological. I can't be bothered with the mental yoga it'd take to figure out how he got that idea.