Leonardo DiCaprio Is on the Mend. How Does Taylor Swift Feel About It?

What did (pretend) Taylor Swift have to say about her beloved Leonardo DiCaprio's recovery from illness?

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Hey Leonardo,

It’s me, your future wife, Taylor Swift. I see that you’re photobombing 50 Cent’s Instagrams with Naomi Campbell. I guess you’re feeling better after your cold last week, even though I never got a chance to deliver my homemade chicken noodle soup.

How is that possible? Is there somebody else? How can I trust you to be the man of my dreams if you’re already going behind my back before we’ve even started dating?

Oh my Leo, it’s OK. We have work to do, but for a great love like ours it will all be worth it. If you could just tone it down with partying all the time and surrounding yourself with models, everything will be great. I can’t wait for cozy Saturday nights at home, just you, me, the couch, a pint of Haagen-Dazs, and our feelings. Magical.

I forgive you, dear Leo, and still cherish our future relationship. Now all we’ve got to do is get you to shave that beard! LOL!

But seriously.

Love,

Mrs. Taylor DiCaprio oh woops I meant Swift

[via Gawker]

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