Ratchet Ren & Stimpy, how Bruce Jenner is da baddest bitch, why Tamar Braxton looks likes she's dressed in a costume more times than not, and which NBA favorite looks like Urkel as a robot. Also, shout out to gray eyes, your flirty dentist, and white people obsessed with Black skin.
Michael Arceneaux is from the land of Beyoncé, but now lives in the city of Master Splinters. Follow him at @youngsinick.