Adam Sandler: Crushing Dick Jokes Since Middle School

Adam Sandler wrote quite a dick joke in his friend's middle school yearbook.

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Celebrity yearbook photos are always a big hit, from Paul Rudd to Adam Driver to Chris Pratt. But thanks to Adam Sandler, we now know that you don’t just have to take ridiculous photos; you can also make a well-timed dick joke.

If you’re having a hard time reading the pretty poor handwriting, Sandler inscribed his dear friend Liz Reynolds’ yearbook thusly:


My dear dear Renly,


In a couch you lay


In a chair I sat


With your my permission


You can feel my bat


I love you,


Adeem Saandlaar

Somebody get that man a Pulitzer.

[via Vulture]

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