Whoever you are, Derek, you have greatly offended Nick Offerman. And as a result, you have led him to give some pretty wild advice to college freshmen looking to solve an age-old problem.
Leave it to Ron Swanson himself to offer such scowling, curmudgeonly wisdom. With the final season of Parks and Recreation just a few months away, it’s clear Offerman is fully back into his character, and it can only be assumed that after this speech he went to the back and ate all the bacon and eggs they had.
[via UPROXX]
