Just like us, you were probably counting down the days until September 18th and the release of Goat Simulator, the runaway PC hit, for iOS and Android - but is it your lucky day? Turns out the Swedish company published the game early!
If you haven't heard about Goat Simulator you were probably living under a rock (or playing some better games) so here's the lowdown, kids: you play as a goat, you do as much damage as you can in an open world environment, there are no rules. Like GTA without the missions or cars and you're a goat.
A goat.
It's £2.99 on the App Store, so go get it. Goat get it. Go goat it.