10 LMAO Moments From #BlackTwitter This Week

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Mine would probably sing D'Angelo off key before diving into UGK's "Let Me See It." R.I.P., Pimp C.

Though the request might freak me out, I would not write off a white person asking to be my slave. Since I'm not getting any Coates-style reparations anytime soon (or ever), I'd use my white slave to co-sign on my student loan consolidation, apartment applications, and the like. I'd also use them to catch cabs in the parks of Brooklyn that no longer want to pick my Black ass up. And I'd probably make my white slave sing Nas' "You Owe Me" on command. For the ancestors.

It's funny 'cause it's true. I have no idea why white people feel like they have to say "Fiddy" and "Fitty," but y'all gotta stop. Not only because it's wrong and wacksauce, but you're also confusing out-of-touch old Black people to the point where they now say it, too. Stop this madness.

What trick God gives you, no hating ass hater can take away?

Although "The Little Spermaid" is as rude as it is hilarious, one does wonder just what kind of game Love & Hip Hop New York star Erica Mena plans to sell the masses. Like, is she going to be basing her video game off throwing temper tantrums, being a lesbian three to four days out of the week, and trying to be the new Amanda Perez? Pass.

All I have to say about this is: 100, 100, 100, 100, 100, 100.

You can't hear me, but I'm still howling in laughter. My neighbors are probably thinking, "I can't wait until we kick out the last remaining Blacks in this part of Harlem." Sorry, not sorry.

Y'all going to hell. That said, forgive me, First Lady Michelle Obama, for making fun of the plight of childhood obesity. I'll run an extra six laps to atone.

I do not approve this message, just laughing at it. Even so, that is some man crush type shit to say.

And hopefully at Hillary Clinton's inauguration, President Obama will walk out like George Jefferson while wearing a Kangol hat.