10 LMAO Moments from #BlackTwitter This Week

The walking targets of this week are as follows: The Associated Press, Azealia Banks, Lil' Kim, Lil' Kim again, Dawn Richard, and Ne-Yo.

Aug 10, 2014

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The walking targets this week are as follows: The Associated Press, Azealia Banks, Lil' Kim, Lil' Kim again, Dawn Richard, and Ne-Yo. Some might not have deserved the shots, but oh well. Azealia Banks totally got what was coming to her, though. The same goes for the AP. Alright, here we go. 

Michael Arceneaux is from the land of Beyoncé, but now lives in the city of Master Splinters. Follow him at @youngsinick.

Ne-Yo, Serena, and Anal?

I don't know what Ne-Yo did to deserve this treatment — probably his last two albums — but this is rude as hell. Hilarious all the same, but rude. I mean, the artist formally known as Go-Go (Google it, baby) has probably heard worst. And he's rich so he'll manage. Continue laughing everyone.

Give Breezy His Tee Already

Chris Brown posted an old still from one of his videos in which he licked the ass cheeks of some woman. The shot was captioned "Eat da booty! #idgt lol"

Don't Pull Anymore Punches, Dawn

Dawn Richard is rumored to have gone under the knife. Wait, "rumored." Let me try this again. Dawn, "allegedly" got a nose job after we all looked at her Instagram pictures and wondered, "Who's that?" That's no shade, though, 'cause Dawn is bae and the surgery looks tasteful. Whatever the case, as Yesha points out, if you're going to get plastic surgery, don't fight with your Danity Kane band mates in the studio. You wouldn't get the lapband and then tip over to Chick-fil-A all day, would you? Well, some would, but they end up fat again. Good luck, Dawn.

Ebola's Danger Explained

Watch out, Dr. Sanjay Gupta.

Elevator Safety

Some people did the absolute most in trying to analyze Beyoncé's response to #ElevatorGate in the remix to "Flawless," but at least some people knew not to take an obvious tongue-in-cheek comment too seriously. And he's right 'cause I don't have those kind of rich people ratchet problems either.

... And Then She Died

God bless the dead, but... I don't know. Love you, Beyoncé. Rest in peace, though, Ms. James.

Lil' Kim Called It

If Lil' Kim is such a psychic, she ought to know that trying to be a cassette tape in an iTunes world ain't gonna make her accountant any less miserable than one assumes in 2014. But you know, "Hardcore" forever or whatever.

Mommy, Who's That Black Woman?

As Lil' Kim takes breaks from pumping to go record Nicki Minaj diss tracks and freestyles to tracks like "Hot Nigga," curious minds are openly wondering what Kim's baby girl will make of the QB's old face.

Azealia Banks, Ethered

I'm just gonna grab my broom and sweep the various strands of weave that got plucked out of Azealia Banks' sew in.

#APHeadlines

The Associated Press pissed many people smooth off after using this tweet to link to a story about Renisha McBride's killer, Theodore Wafer, being convicted of murder:


MORE: Suburban Detroit homeowner convicted of second-degree murder for killing woman who showed up drunk on porch.

It's a testament to the lack of regard many still have for Black lives. However, Blacks are used to flipping tragedy, and in this case, fuck shit, into something funny. And it spurred the hilarious spoof hashtag #APHeadlines.

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