Today's lesson on how not to react when buying cookies at Subway comes to us from Pompano Beach, Fla. where a man responded to the high price of baked goods by stealing from the register.
According to Local 10 News, the man first picked up a soda and bag of chips, but put them back in favor of cookies. After complaining about the price of said snacks, the unidentified assailant gave the cashier a dollar, jumped over the counter, and grabbed "a fistful of $5 bills" before making his escape.
While a handful of fives may seem like a terrible reason to commit a felony (and a massive overreaction to cookie prices), consider the fact that cookies are really, really delicious. At least he didn't threaten to shoot up the place with a machine gun. If you have info about the robbery, call Broward County Crime Stoppers at 954-493-TIPS. Here's video of the incident:
[via Local 10 News]
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