This real-life Spider-Man is one hand-hold away from romancing you out of your Levis.
For real, this free-climber attempts to pull himself up this rock face, with no safety gear, and after missing FLIPS HIMSELF UPSIDE DOWN like a goddamn baby vampire bat.
We've spent no shortage of time practicing our parkour in Titanfall and every single Assassin's Creed title, but this is some next level urban commando shit.
Watch the video and then lock your windows.
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