10 Ways To Ether Someone in Another Language

Your mamma's so dumb she lacks an international perspective.

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If you really want to step up your insult game, you should start thinking internationally. You can only throw around the standard American insults about another man’s sexuality, masculinity, or his mother’s tendency to “sit around the house” so many times before the words lose their sting. It is time for you to look abroad, my friend. Some of the most creative and ridiculous insults are not available in your mother tongue. So, take a trip around the world and learn how to ether someone by calling them a "fornicating blind bear," a "fellatio-loving she-wolf," or a "farting priest." This is the insult gauntlet you've been waiting for, you "lord of the donkeys."

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"Lord of the Donkeys!"

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"May you get fucked by a blind bear!"

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"You are a priest of farting."

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"You fuck hedgehogs."

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"You're someone who only has sex with the light off!"

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"Brush your teeth, my dick will be inspecting soon!"

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"May your house be live on CNN!"

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"I stretched your sister's ass while your retarded dad stood behind me and fumbled my balls."

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"I would like to set up goal posts in your mother's vagina and play soccer all day."

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"Let a hungry Carpathian long-haired she-wolf blow your dick, fuck."

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