Because He Asked For It: Feedback on Darren Aronofsky's "Noah" Trailer

You wanted it, bro.

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Darren Aronofsky just dropped his highly anticipated trailer for Noah, a film based on this book called the Bible, and it's just as Ridley Scott-esque as cynics expected. Yesterday, the director tweeted an announcement of the trailer premiere and asked viewers to weigh in.

official! tomorrow 11am est #noahtrailer goes live world wide, tune in and let me hear feedback! @russellcrowe @EmWatson @LoganLerman — darren aronofsky (@DarrenAronofsky) November 13, 2013 

Which is exactly what we did.

Associate Editor Ross Scarano wonders:

"Why isn't Noah saving the velociraptors?"

Deputy Editor Justin Monroe says:

"I love how god makes it so animals that would normally kill each other politely board the arc in orderly fashion, no drama, in not just this but basically every Noah's Ark story."

Staff Writer Tara Aquino says: 

"Why do all these characters have exceptionally white teeth? What about the filth? The grime? The lack of plumbing and Colgate?"

Senior Staff Writer Matt Barone says:

"D, will Russell Crowe drink his own urine in a scene, as a wink-wink to Waterworld?"

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