A woman who owned up to having sex with her cat was arrested on Monday afternoon for threatening to stab her neighbor. Kristina Michelle Brown allegedly approached the fence of 72-year-old Elmer Morrison and yelled "Come outside, I know you're in there. Do you want to die?" while brandishing a small knife.
Morrison called Oklahoma City Police, who asked the 23-year-old Brown why she threatened to stab Morrison. Brown explained that her fury was motivated by "what he did to [her]." When police continued to probe, she made the shocking revelation. “Because everyone knows. I had sex with my cat and everyone knows.”
Brown later admitted that Morrison had no ties to the inappropriate relationship she has with her cat, and that she was just angry at the world because "everyone knows." Apparently, everyone didn't know. "This is news to me," Morrison said. Now everyone knows.
Police arrested Brown and charged her with assault and battery with a deadly weapon.
[via Gawker]
