We really have no explanation for this video, except that it features Gerard Butler first attempting to crack a walnut with his ass while tons of screaming German fans cheer him on, then pouring a bucket of ice down his pants while he reads German off of the host's note card. We're don't know why it's all happening in a total gladiator-style stadium, or even what they're all saying—but it's amazing, and that's all that matters.
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[via Grantland]