The Funniest Leaked Email Memos

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Your mother taught you better than this. Leaving dirty dishes behind the desk at work is just wrong. Also, for what it's worth, it does seem like someone in HR has a personal vendetta against Mexican food.

That "Top 20 Total Losers Who Were Raptured Last Week" list would have been epic. Also good to know Jonah Peretti is always two steps ahead of the competition.

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BEST. OFFICE. EMAIL. EVER. Read it in its entirety here. 

What can we say, this one takes the cake. There are so many one-liners we don't even know where to begin. And even though the Delta Gamma sister who wrote the email resigned after Gawker leaked it, her words will live on forever. #YOLO

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Why do grown folks need to be "excused" to go to the restroom at work? Sounds like something out of a George Orwell novel.

Let's be real: Are you that surprised?

Our favorite line: "If you really have an aversion to sex in your bed (which is honestly really the only comfy option i enjoy of the three) then have sex in someone else's COMMON area." Ha! College is great.

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Office party, Hangover style.

We doubt this email is even real, but damn if it isn't hilarious. "We will no longer accept a doctor statement as proof of sickness. If you are able to go to the doctor, you are able to come to work." Ha! 

Please, no matter what, make sure you're genitals are covered. That this memo even went out raises a number questions about Conde Nast's hiring strategy.