"Metal Gear Rising" Meets "American Psycho" as One Cyborg Goes Through an Existential Crisis (Video)

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Patrick Bateman may have been able to get his hands on a chainsaw in American Psycho, but it would have been rad to see him use a katana just the same.

Raiden from Metal Gear Solid channels his inner Christian Bale as he makes his way through his morning routine. It's too bad that a blender sets off an existentially fueled bout of PTSD during his quick session of real life Fruit Ninja. Maybe we are all an abstraction, but we wouldn't mind if we could do thousands of pushups. Watch the video courtesy of Freddie Wong and let us know what you think.

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