"Bulletstorm" DLC: Too Soon?

Sadly, the "Gun Sonata Pack" has a distinct lack of dicktits.

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Bulletstorm has been out for exactly one day in the U.S. and we already have a DLC announcement from EA. (Yay for milking the cash cow before it's even grown udders!) Surprisingly, the title of the DLC, the "Gun Sonata Pack," is almost elegant, especially compared to what we expected: "The Assmaggot Capades." The DLC will be available sometime this spring and will include five new maps. Two of the maps (Crash Site and Guns of Stygia) will be for the single-player high score mode Echo, while the other three (Sewers of Stygia, Hotel Elysium, and Villa) will be co-op maps for the Anarchy mode. The DLC will also include two upgrades to your leash, “Flamingo” and “Pulp.” We have an idea what Pulp might do, but we're at a loss for Flamingo—maybe it'll play the theme song to Miami Vice when you kill enemies?

"Gun Sonata" will cost Xbox live users 800 Microsoft Points and it'll be $9.99 for PS3 gamers. There will be a PC version of the DLC, but no details have been revealed yet. [via ShackNews]

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