It May Make You a Millionaire

2K Sports is bringing back its Million Dollar Perfect Game competition, which gives the first player to pitch a perfect game a seven-figure payday. Imagine getting rich beyond your wildest dreams by just popping in a game disc and playing a few games. That’s what last year’s winner, Alabama native Wade McGilberry, did after he did the unthinkable after only eight or nine games: He used the money to pay off his mortgage, buy a dog, and go all in a used car. We just hope that whoever wins this year’s prize buys him or herself something a little less...let's say "quotidian." STRIPPERS AND COCAINE, PEOPLE!