In case you weren't aware, Fyre Festival was a colossal train wreck. In the month-and-a-half since their utter incompetence went viral, the organizers of the would-be celebration have been the subject of eight lawsuits (one of which is seeking $100+ million), and the festival is also under FBI investigation for potentially committing mail, wire, and securities fraud.
That being said, you can own a piece of the colossal train wreck if you either have zero sense, or just happen to be a collector of the macabre (and if you think that's dramatic, talk to the people who went there). All you need is internet access, which we're going to go ahead and guess you have, and a propensity to drop your hard earned dough on stupid crap. We say that because, over the past few days, the following items have gone up for bid on eBay, as captured by Mashable.
First we have $300 for a stupid hoodie, which remained unsold. Truly shocking:
Then we have this branded phone charger with no box, which is currently up to 28 dollars. You've still got more than a day to swoop in and grab it:
Other items that have shockingly already been sold include a hat that went for 35 bucks:
Seems that that particular lid's seller should've raised their price, as this this exact duplicate is currently up to $55 with almost a week left to go.
There was also this Weekend 1 artist's pass that went for $71:
If you want—and there's no harm in clicking unless you're a super impulsive spender—you can check out the rest of the gear available for the scooping up right here.
