Veteran social media troll Patrick Carney, also known as The Black Keys' drummer, has turned his dislocated shoulder into a Lifetime original movie. After injuring himself yesterday swimming off the island of Saint-Barthélemy, Carney took to Instagram for self-deprecating coverage of his hospital stay.
The photo above was captioned, "Tune into my new lifetime movie. 'Dislocated shoulder' airing right now."
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So who should play Carney in his Lifetime Original? To continue the network's pattern of disappointment and poor casting, we'd suggest Rob Schneider.
