GLC’s 10 Tips for Simps

Are you a sucker for love? Kanye's pal is here to help.

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Ever feel like your pimpin’ ain’t clean? The ladies aren’t feeling your style? Even the best of us get in a slump sometimes, but no worries, Chicago’s GLC recently released his newest mixtape, The Anti Simp, full of lame-correcting game. His latest effort gives simps a lesson in how to get ahead, but what is an “anti simp”?

“The anti simp is the opposite of this emotional male who is doing all these unmanly activities and unreal stand-up-guy type activities,” GLC explains.

If you or someone you know falls under the category of “simp,” GLC is here to help. Check out his 10 Tips for Simps and get your life together.

Tip 10: Let The Women Choose

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Tip 9: Mack Like You’ve Got Some Sense

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Tip 8: Stop Embracing Other Simps

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Tip 7: Thou Shall Not Have Bad Breath

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Tip 6: Do Not Lose A Woman That You Love For A Hoe That You Love To Fuck

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Tip 5: Thirsty Hoes Usually Seek Financial Hydration

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Tip 4: Thou Shall Not Pillow Talk

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Tip 3: Thou Shall Have No Anger At A Woman Who Wants Something When That Was The Reason You Got Her In The First Place

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Tip 2: Thou Shall Not Dirty Mack

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Tip 1: Thou Shall Not Cuff A Bustdown

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