Valentine's Day is a tough time of the year if you're single, and it leads us all to do desperate things to get some company on everyone's favorite Hallmark holiday. But one Twitter user shared an extraordinary story of what another woman allegedly tried to pull on her during the lover's holiday, and it's almost too ridiculous to be believed.
A Twitter user named Tallia Lee (@curvegawdess) began a story innocently enough, but it quickly transformed into a story now labeling her as #MakeUpBae. An aspiring makeup artist (check out one of her makeup tutorial videos up top), Lee received an inquiry about her services from a potential client, and at first, everything seemed fairly normal. The customer just wanted to look good to go out on Valentine's Day.
STORYTIME: A girl booked me to do her makeup, just to get to my man
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So I get a text like normal. We chat it up and her appointment is booked.
LOL @ "special occasion" pic.twitter.com/EDfjzSJiQ2
She "wanted to be really sexy" FOR MY DAMN MAN I'm getting mad all over again pic.twitter.com/VfH6nQ6q2f
Eventually, the two got to talking during the appointment, and the customer asked a few questions that raised suspicion. Once the topic turned to Lee's Valentine's Day plans, things started to go downhill quickly.Â
I remember this like it was yesterday.....
She proceeds to ask "You have a boyfriend, don't you? What are y'all doing tonight?" pic.twitter.com/7h13VnP4yM
Im like "yea we're going out nothing major"
I was high key salty cause we hadn't made solid plans so bitch stop I don't wanna talk about it pic.twitter.com/5R1xivALyF
So my boo texts me saying he got off work early and is headed to my house. I'm in the middle of eyeshadow she has at least another 30 min
Seems like not even 5 minutes after, he walks through the damn door. Any other time he wanna take 3 hours to get here. BUT
It IS Valentine's Day so he walks in with hella flowers and gift cards to my fav places. I'm getting all mushy trying to stay professional đź’€ pic.twitter.com/kKf2ad5PaY
She's like "Aw girl MUST BE NICE" you know, trying to keep it together but I can see the hurt in her eyes.
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After her boyfriend retreated into the back of Lee's place in order to clean off, her client asked if she could prepare for her Valentine's Day plans at Lee's place in order to save herself some time. Shit got real, real quick.
So I direct her to the bathroom cause she wanted to fix her hair and get dressed and all that jazz.
I went to go check my mail cause I'm thinking like she can't steal anything because my mans is home. It's all good.
BIG MISS STEAK.
I check my mail....
YALL I COME BACK TO MY DAMN DOOR
AND MY DAMN DOOR IS LOCKEDT. pic.twitter.com/azbfIxV5pj
Fearing for the worst, Lee sprung into action, finding a way back into her home that didn't involve breaking down the locked door. Where there's a will, there's a way.
I always keep my windows open during the day bc I just like natural light and fresh air. SO OF COURSE I SPRINT MY ASS TO THE BACK OF THE APT
At this point the adrenaline is taking over and you can bet your bottom buck I climbed my ass through that window!!!!!!!
So I'm looking for the nearest weapon to try to knock somebody ass out for disrespecting me. I grabbed a vase off of my dresser.
My mans walks in the room looking flustered and I just start swinging (I'm only 5'2") so I thought I was really doing something and I wasn't
He's like "yo what the hell is your problem!?" I'm still swinging and screaming. IM SEEING RED AT THIS POINT BC UR INSULTING MY INTELLIGENCE
After reassurances from her man and a cooling down period, Lee decided it was time to confront the suspect in question. If you were expecting the haymakers to start flying... well, you might be a little disappointed.
I knock on the bathroom door to see what's going on but I gotta be calm bc "customer service"
She proceeds to come out and ask me how she looks.........
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So she's getting herself together to leave and make it to her date that she so called was gonna be late for....
So she skips her ass into the back, only to find that my bf was in the bathroom brushing his waves or whatever guys do to get dressed
At this point, this heffa has spent WAY too much time at my house and it's getting fishier than a public restroom.
She then comes from out of the bathroom with all of her things and she leaves. BUT A FEW DAYS LATER
Oh yeah, it wasn't over just yet. Turns out, the client took advantage of the lockout time, and this was something she had been scheming for far in advance of her appointment with Lee. Prepare to get mad on her behalf.
Me and boo kicking it. I'm still on a high from my vday gifts and what not. We're Netflix and chilling. Watching funny vids on IG........
He gets a text alert from an unsaved number.... A VERY FAMILIAR LOOKING unsaved number.
You won't even believe the AUDACITY
Y'all...... pic.twitter.com/fXovAnNffB
I'm not even a fighter but y'all don't understand how LIVID I WAS knowing that I could not get to her
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While most people would continue down a winding path of rage, Lee decided she was going to keep it moving. After all, she had what her enemy in this story desperately wanted.
But fr y'all, I'm really not a fighter. I was LIVID but at the end of the day, I had what she so desperately wanted & would never have 🤷🏾‍♀️
I'm happy and prospering. While she's miserable and preying on other people's men. Over there like
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The only thing missing from this story? A dramatic conclusion. Right as Lee was reaching the end, her boyfriend stepped in and halted any attempt to wrap up the story.
So the message came through. I must've read it over 10 times just to make sure I was seeing correctly.
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At this point I'm feeling delusional. Mumbling. Talking crazy. Could've pleaded temporary insanity. I must've blacked the hell out. pic.twitter.com/5dEu6AVxdy
My mans saw the devil in my eyes and figured it was best that he took over from there. pic.twitter.com/fEPJkJRUFz
Sorry y'all, my boyfriend doesn't want me to finish this story. He's overwhelmed. pic.twitter.com/YljX0pY1DA
After all that, the "to be continued..." ending really stings. Complex reached out to Lee to see if she's willing to share any more details—and especially the ending to this dramatic tale—and we'll update this story if we're able to have a talk with her. But if we're judging based on Twitter, it doesn't seem like she's all that interested in dragging this one out any longer.
Can we just agree on another story lol
Here's hoping Lee and her boyfriend are able to have a long, happy, and uninterrupted relationship after being subjected to shenanigans like this.Â
