Chicago Joint Offers “Trump Footlong” Wieners That Are Only 3 Inches

“3 inches of the best tasting, most flavorful beef you’ve ver had."

The polls may love Donald Trump but Chicago definitely does not. The divisive politician, who insists he doesn’t condone violence despite his many violent rallies, had to cancel an appearance in the city over security concerns and even that planned event turned violent without his presence.

However, a local food joint is taking a stand against Trump but in a more humorous way. Wiener’s Circle, famous for its hot dogs, hamburgers, cheese fries, and intentionally rude treatment of customers has added a new item menu that isn’t exactly complimentary.

The "Trump Footlong" is actually a three-inch Chicago-style hot dog with mustard, relish, onion, tomato, pickle, peppers, and celery salt, the Daily Dotreports. It’s described as "3 Inches Of The Best Tasting, Most Flavorful Beef You’ve Ever Had. We Guarantee You There’s No Problem. We Guarantee It," per the sign in the restaurant.

If that doesn’t fill your tank, the "Trump Package" comes with two hot dogs, fries, and a drink, and the "Trump Super PAC" comes with four hot dogs, fries, and a drink. The mini wieners are a reference to Marco Rubio’s comments about Trump’s hands being small, implying he lacked size elsewhere. Trump responded by saying there’s no problem with his hands or package and we’re all left wondering how this came up in an actual, supposedly serious debate. 

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